70% chance of cats, and LQ heading up

Day 3 and no repeat of itchy swelly sneezy face of son. They did spend two hours at the animal shelter on the day of allergic reaction...The nose has declared a 70% - and climbing - chance of cats.

For any of you who thinks like I do these days, with a tendency to see everything through the lens of household management of small objects, let me give you some figures:
-2 adults, 2 children, 1 dog, 3 cats, 14 fish, and no rodents
-80 fingernails and 80 toenails
-16 nostrils (excludes fish, who seem immune to the woes of living in allergy alley, usa)
-44 openings through which food should pass regularly

Related to the LQ (love quotient), here are the counts:
-22 heartbeats
-excluding inter- and intra-fish affections, a minimum daily available snuggle rate of 11 per heart
-depending on whether it's a school day or a stay-home day, and a person's appetite, the available eyes to meet lovingly spans from sufficient to heavenly
-22 souls to tell about your day, 18 of which absolutely are guaranteed to show genuine interest if you wear shrimp perfume.